Fiat Motherhood Rap Alternative

Posted on 28. Jan, 2013 by .

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That Fiat ad that’s gone viral? Here’s the low budget, real life version…

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Christmas Eve….the truth

Posted on 21. Dec, 2012 by .

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What really happens on Christmas Eve?…

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School Parents’ Evening

Posted on 07. Dec, 2012 by .

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How to survive school parents’ evening

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That’s not my mummy!

Posted on 22. Nov, 2012 by .

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Another stunner in the hugely popular ‘That’s not my…’ touch and feel books.  Regular readers will know this series has a special place in the hearts of everyone at Helpful Humour HQ.  

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New Parents Driving Test

Posted on 23. Jun, 2012 by .

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What they should REALLY include in the driving test for new parents. Three point turns? Navigating roundabouts? Pah!! The fun starts when you have kids in the back and try just moving forwards…

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Top Ten phrases showing you should avoid this mum at all costs….part two

Posted on 25. May, 2012 by .

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We’ve warned you about the lentil-clad psychopaths, now we’re urging you to avoid those toddler group mums who call their children ‘Jack Danger Smith’ so they can boast that their middle name is danger’. Here are the top ten clues: Honestly! It’s health and safety gone mad isn’t it? It’s only mains electricity He’s got a [...]

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New Parents’ First Night Out

Posted on 18. May, 2012 by .

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You’ve spent a week expressing enough milk to supply a ice cream factory, you’ve stocked up on enough Calpol to sedate a crack addict and you’ve blown all your maternity pay on a babysitter. Now you are finally ready to go for the first evening out you’ve had with your other half since your bundle of [...]

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Top Ten Potty-Training Lows

Posted on 03. May, 2012 by .

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Having to sit on the potty yourself to prove that it IS SO FUN! Realising there’s no point buying a new carpet/curtains/sofa for another five years Trying to dye your existing carpet/curtains/sofa a sensible shade of brown Trying to pass off your newly dyed carpet/curtains/sofa as Laura Ashley’s “mirage of maroon” range. Realising the consequences [...]

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Top Ten things to say to FREAK OUT a breastfeeding mother

Posted on 26. Apr, 2012 by .

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Breastfeeding in public is a calm, relaxing experience, so add a bit of drama with the following lines… Wow, are you up to size double JJ? You qualifiy you for disability parking at Sainsbury’s It’s good to hear the depleted uranium problem in this park has cleared up Oh, is that a 3rd nipple or [...]

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Toddler Music Class Spoof

Posted on 19. Apr, 2012 by .

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For anyone who took their child to a ‘fun’ music class and came away with mental health problems… http://youtu.be/fc_F8dv0Tfk

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